A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Clean Musician/Music Joke of the Day
This fellow was a very good harp player and wound up playing a gig in San Francisco, at a pub named Sam Fran's Disco. When his gig was up and he returned home, he found out he had forgotten his harp. When he told his wife he had to go right back, she wanted to know why.
Wait for it....
He said, "Because I left my harp in Sam Fran's Disco".
Wait for it....
He said, "Because I left my harp in Sam Fran's Disco".
Heres the joke for today;
A young, single woman is feeling very ill and has an extensive series of tests done by her doctor. After weeks of tests and more tests, the doctor calls her in. He tells her, I have to be frank with you the test results are not good. You have an incurable disease, and it is terminal. I would think you have no more than six months to live.
Devastated, she sobbingly asks the doctor, is there anything I can do?
The doctor says, well, if I were you I would run out and marry a Fingerstyle Guitarist ASAP.
She asks, How will that help my illness?
The doctor says, "Oh it won't help your illness;
but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!"
A young, single woman is feeling very ill and has an extensive series of tests done by her doctor. After weeks of tests and more tests, the doctor calls her in. He tells her, I have to be frank with you the test results are not good. You have an incurable disease, and it is terminal. I would think you have no more than six months to live.
Devastated, she sobbingly asks the doctor, is there anything I can do?
The doctor says, well, if I were you I would run out and marry a Fingerstyle Guitarist ASAP.
She asks, How will that help my illness?
The doctor says, "Oh it won't help your illness;
but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!"
